Well…

Eddy Murphy had somehow ascended to godhood and demanded all the oscars to be handed to him. When people made the mistake of memeing his demands and “ratio” him on the twatter, Eddy turned his wrath to that woman who directed Turning Red (Domee Shi I believe) and drowned her alongside her entire family on a flood of blood.

Now seen as a threat, Eddy was targeted by several militaries but since you can’t really kill a god it all that came of it was the death of EVERY american soldier.

With the most powerful army in the world rendered nonexistent, Murphy once again made demands, this time promising to flood the world with acid shouldn’t they get met.

Now as slaves to the new god, we built a humongus effigy that could be seen from space :(

Thanks, brain.