Ok, aside from a fresh start and summer cleaning I really needed to change to this : P

It's just a pet peeve of mine when people associated the "sir" with knights, I was going with more of a gentlemanly schtick.

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Plus, I had enough of knights for the rest of the year x-x

https://meastercleaver.newgrounds.com/

I dreamed that there were car accidents.

Lots and lots of car accidents...

A fuckton of car accidents happening in at all hour in the most strange and incconvinient places, not only on land but also sea and air.

Imagine sharknado but with cars. 

I dreamed I was in some sort of weird parade with my family. Every singly one of them except for me were wearing black robes and we walked all over town. None was talking to me, no my mother, not my siblings, not my cousins, uncles and aunts. They all ignored my questions as we marched.

Our destination was my grandmother's old, rundown house. They must had rebuilt it because once we entered it was like new. A great stone table with vases sat in the middle of the garden.

My mother and sister switch the places of the vases a few times while whispering in some unknown language and soon the table suddenly combusted. Some sort of screetching spirit emerged from the fire and all my family members lined up to make their demands.

Some asked for the death of another person

Some asked for their health to be restored

Others I couldn't make out what they asked because they did so on that same language.

My mother ordered the spirit away and the fire was extinguished just as fast as it started.

I commented that the ritual was some interesting looking shit and asked if I could join. My family, finally dropping their emotionless facade, reacted to this with anger. A LOT OF ANGER. My aunt called me an "infidel" and started shouting to the others in that shit linguo before my mother ordered the others to stay still.

My mother told me that these things were in no way meant for recreational use. I would never be allowed on the family's cult.

However, if I was up to it, they would still have errands for me.

I dreamed all the stuff of the warehouse were all over the town and instead of getting things from the shelves like the usual we had to look for them on hospitals, bars and postal service.

Rather infuriating dream.

All in the daydream's work son.

I dreamed I was walking to the warehouse for another day of work when I found everyone there waiting outside. Now that we were all there the boss briefed us that the place was overrun with some cult and because "it's a free country, people can do whatever they want" the police wasn't doing shit.

We put the wooden planks, hammers, wrenches and metals bars from the vans to good use and entered the warehouse. Thank God none of them were armed and as a result we easily bonked throught them.

We found the leader on the cafeteria, he was accompanied with two 8/10 women dressed like nuns (I'm sure the cult leader wasn't banging them... That never happens), scolding a bunch of kids.

You can add beating children to the invasion of property charges that the police won't charge.

We didn't take kindly on the leader. We didn't take kindly on his concobines either, we curb stomp them and called them whores several times.

As for the leader, we stripped him naked, tied him and draged him around on the forklifter and then made him drink acid products that we use to melt cement.

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What? Don't feel bad for them, it was a cult of child abusers. It's not the cops were doing anything.

Interesting documentary. While I didn't have a physical form I could freely move around the world and watch over people.

Mostly mundane activity until I saw a door emerging from the ground, this attracted the attention of some kid.

Being the curious little shit he was, he had the brillant idea of entering only to be met with two shadowy arms who pulled him inside.

I heard the sound of muffled screams and crunching noises before the door borrowed itself under the earth again.

More doors where spotted in other strange places, bridges, rooms, museums and so on.

While the first their first attempts were rather crude, these mimics eventually figured they were supposed to blend in with the buildings.

One of them disguised itself as a bathroom. I laughed at the creature's attempt at blending in. Predatory, yes, but it had a... Innocent charm to it?

P.S: I can't believe Newgrouds dare to suggest there might be innapropriate stuff in my dreams... The red rating? Base and shameful...

C'mon, share your stories. I can't be the only one.

For those who haven't noticed, I've been going through a bit of a burnout lately and I can't keep up with stuff like I used to.

I need a time out to rest and get my shit together x-x

I'm not sure how long it will take, just that I need to beat this constant craving for sleep.

Nighty night, I'll be seeing you guys again.

I dreamed I had a normal day at work because god know I don't have enough of that shit when I'm awake.